VibeCorp

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Vibe Coder

Doesn't write tests. Writes tweets about not writing tests. Productivity unmatched.

RPS: $0.33 / sec each

Prompt Engineer

Spends six hours crafting the perfect system prompt to do what a regex would have done.

RPS: $2.50 / sec each

Growth Hacker

His Patagonia vest cost more than your runway. He's worth it. He says he's worth it.

RPS: $12.50 / sec each

Indie Hacker

Building in public. Posts MRR every Friday. The MRR is from one customer who is his cousin.

RPS: $50 / sec each

UX Designer

Moved your CTA up by 4 pixels. Conversions up 0.3%. Demands a Series B for this.

RPS: $250 / sec each

Chief Vibes Officer

Title invented because "Head of People" sounded too HR. Plays lo-fi during all-hands.

RPS: $1.25K / sec each

Technical Co-Founder

He has equity, opinions, and a folder of screenshots labeled "evidence."

RPS: $5.00K / sec each

AI Ethicist

Wrote a 40-page risk framework. You read the executive summary. The summary was AI-generated.

RPS: $25.00K / sec each

Head of Vibes

Promoted from Chief Vibes Officer. Same job. Bigger salary. Different beanie.

RPS: $100.00K / sec each

Non-Technical Co-Founder

Owns 50% of the equity and the company Twitter password. That's the entire moat.

RPS: $500.00K / sec each

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