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Start with one laptop. Build the most overhyped AI company on the internet.

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Vibe Coder

Doesn't write tests. Writes tweets about not writing tests. Productivity unmatched.

+$0.33 / sec each

Prompt Engineer

Spends six hours crafting the perfect system prompt to do what a regex would have done.

+$2.50 / sec each

Growth Hacker

His Patagonia vest cost more than your runway. He's worth it. He says he's worth it.

+$12.50 / sec each

Indie Hacker

Building in public. Posts MRR every Friday. The MRR is from one customer who is his cousin.

+$50 / sec each

UX Designer

Moved your CTA up by 4 pixels. Conversions up 0.3%. Demands a Series B for this.

+$250 / sec each

Chief Vibes Officer

Title invented because "Head of People" sounded too HR. Plays lo-fi during all-hands.

+$1.25K / sec each

Technical Co-Founder

He has equity, opinions, and a folder of screenshots labeled "evidence."

+$5.00K / sec each

AI Ethicist

Wrote a 40-page risk framework. You read the executive summary. The summary was AI-generated.

+$25.00K / sec each

Head of Vibes

Promoted from Chief Vibes Officer. Same job. Bigger salary. Different beanie.

+$100.00K / sec each

Non-Technical Co-Founder

Owns 50% of the equity and the company Twitter password. That's the entire moat.

+$500.00K / sec each

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